Everything is Overrated

The Beach - PRETTY OVERRATED

“I am a loser”

Beaches are for losers, and are losers themselves. Why? Here are four reasons.

1) Beaches are covered in sand, which is basically impossible to clean off. Really annoying.

2) Beaches are always so windy, so it is scientifically impossible to have a good frisbee game on the beach. Just try it, it won’t work.

3) Beaches can’t defend themselves and are constantly getting eroded, which is kind of pathetic. Beaches are like the benchwarmers of nature.

4) There’s nothing to do on the beach besides sit in the sun, which is totally free to do anywhere, including places that are not beaches.

(Bonus reason) 5) Swimming in the ocean is not fun, sort of like beaches themselves.

So, beaches are pretty overrated.