Violent Acres is a fairly popular online blog (it even has its own Wikipedia entry) by someone who claims to be a “woman in her 30’s”. Unfortunately for her, “her” blog is extremely overrated.
Violent Acres - EXTREMELY OVERRATED
Violent Acres has some good things going for it:
1) It has a cool title that sounds sort of like a fighting game (underrated) set in the suburbs.
2) It has a cool logo that’s the shadow of a woman with a big question mark in the center.
3) “She’s” collecting money for a charity that sounds good.
Unfortunately there are no other good things, and there are a lot more reasons why “her” blog is overrated.
1) “She” is constantly really negative. This actually isn’t too bad I guess, since negativity is kind of underrated (and sort of the basis of this site).
2) “Her” posts are REALLY long and boring. I could only read a few of them, and I was skipping almost every other sentence.
3) “Her” posts don’t really have any pictures (underrated), which usually make long posts easier to read.
4) “She” attacks people who can’t really defend themselves, or makes fun of other people’s children (like Dooce’s) in really mean-spirited ways that aren’t even funny.
5) (this is the worst) “She” thinks it makes her site “edgy” to take neutral phrases and add the word “bitch”. Examples: “[Subscribe to my] RSS, BITCH!”. “She” also says “fuck” all the time in “her” posts, which is what people do when they want to make sentences stronger without actually coming up with a real reason to attack something.
Also, as you may have guessed, I have put “she” in quotation marks for a reason. I am fairly convinced “she” is a dude, based on her ridiculous tone, constant attempts to remind us she’s female, and ridiculous posts that sound like they were written by a guy pretending to be a girl (like this absurd post).
Violent Acres is overrated and very possibly written by a dude. Either way, it’s pointlessly mean and boring.
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I unfortunately stumbled upon her once, (damn you Stumble Upon!) and only skimmed through one of her posts about Nyquil, also skipping every other line or so (or paragraph) because it was so drawn-out and boring. But then I saw that shes some sort of online celebrity or something. So I looked a little more into it. To be fair, she writes very poorly from what I saw of the Nyquil post and excerpts from her other posts, as I haven’t been bored enough yet to actually fully read any of her other posts. Plus, really, nothing about her jokes are original (lets make fun of fat people and kids with down syndrome, because that hasn’t been done before by every other middle school kid ROOOFFFLLLL!!) I don’t really give a damn about her attitude or opinions at all, but I just don’t understand how so many people are kissing her ass.
Cheers.
Violent Acres is obviously a bit fabricated. I think a lot of her posts are inconsistent with information shes already provided. For example, in the article titled “How to Fight”, she states that her father taught her how to defend herself, while her mother balks and says that little girls should not be violent. Both are written in such a way that they seem invested in their daughter.
Yet in the article, “Atheists are Snobs,” she writes, “Perhaps growing up without a strong parental figure in my life made me recognize the possible value of a loving Father figure up in the sky watching out for me.”
I think she should get her facts straight, otherwise her posts are lame and irritating to read, because they are contradictory.
Unlike you, however, she’s entertaining,
I believe it’s a chick. Why? Because I’m one and she writes like I think. That one post you think proves she’s a dude? My favorite activity in 6th grade was masturbating. My favorite activity in gym class was climbing the rope. Why? I figured out I could get off doing it. *shrug* Sometimes girls are gross and crude and talk like people think only guys talk.
oh, and I say fuck a lot too. I try to quit, but it’s become part of the vocabulary.
Oh you guys!!!! I came across her site, as it is up for sale. You have bullied her with your nasty comments to the point that she has now decided to quit writing for the blog and make some quick buck. I read through some of her articles and they are well written. Won’t be buying though as I can’t write articles to save my life.
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